SInce as long as I can remember (which is 34.65 years) Ariel has been the washing powder of choice within our family. My baby clothes, my football kits and my secrets skirts have all been washed using Ariel. It’s a huge brand with millions of customers world wide and all I did was ask for a little something back.
If you have read my previous blogs you will know that Tetley were kind enough to send me some free tea bags. Below is a picture of myself taken at the moment that tetley advised me of their generosity.
Once the tea bags had arrived I boiled the kettle and sat down to enjoy the warm brew I had made thanks to them, by god free tea tastes so much better. Halfway through my 18th sip however disaster struck. I developed a violent twitch due to excitement and somehow managed to throw half of the tea all over what I was wearing at the time. See below picture taken just after the incident occurred.
The tea stain was on the back of this dress. Realising I needed to wash it it occurred to me that I had no washing powder and it was at this point I decided to contact Ariel and ask for some.
Surprise surprise as yet they haven’t replied. My dress is still dirty and I am very sad. See below.
Compare this image to the one of me when Tetley replied and it’s clear Ariel have made me very sad.
A poem for Ariel
Ariel Ariel you have cleaned my stuff,
Making soft what once was rough,
My mother used to wash my hair,
Using your wash powder she didn’t care,
Growing up with you has made me so loyal,
If I was a flower you’d be my soil,
I cried out to you in my hour of need,
You could have been my bean stalk my magic seed,
Did you reply or even read my mail?
I fear the answer is a sorry old tale,
34 years of loyalty to you,
Now I’m feeling down and blue,
Don’t you care that you’ve destroyed me inside,
I thought I was special I guess you lied,
From this point on I’m going to use bold,
And hope this pain goes away and this memory gets old,
Goodbye my favourite wash powder it’s been a hell of a ride,
But you’ve let me down and I’m hurting inside.
Washing powder facts
1) Washing powder was invented by Thomas Irlam, he was a farmer from Devon. Sick of having dirty sheep he worked for years on a way to keep them clean. Using cola cubes and plain flower he added one more secret ingredient that to this day still remains a mystery. Ariel in Latin actually means, “flock that is clean”
2) The first item of clothing ever cleaned was a pair of pants and upto 15 people a year drown in washing machines because they don’t realise they have to take their clothes off before washing.
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