Steven's Cuba Blog

Added on: November 23, 2005
Location: Canada, Montreal
Language: English
Tags: cuba
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Site Description: A blog about traveling to Cuba, and reflections on the Cuban reality.

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August 15, 2006

It's good to know that the U.S. government has not abandoned its efforts to liberate Cuba of that anachronistic dictator Fidel Castro. In fact, the U.S. government has probably succeeded in a slow-motion, high-tech assassination. It's good that their doctors aren't smart enough to figure out what happened to Mr. Castro. All the evidence points to a kind of reverse-radiotherapy, applying a principle well-known to radiotherapists. When he was on his adventures in Argentina recently, he was cross-fired with powerful X-ray lasers from different angles. Hidden in TV cameras, the X-ray laser beams would converge in Mr. Dictator's fat abdomen. Each beam would not leave enough collateral damage to produce a distinct track. But several beams could be made to converge at a common region, such as the dictator's intestines, and at that location enough irradiation would be received to permanently destroy intestinal tissues. In fact, the progress of his "disease" suggests the typical time delay in symptoms due to radiation damage. His stupid doctors will have to constantly anastomose pieces of intestines that are still damaged but not dead yet until they run out of half-healthy tissue. Then he will either die or have to go on IV feeding for the remainder of his putrid life. Good job!!

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