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Admiral Snackbar
on Oct 31, 2009 in rhyming penis freedom phrase chicken Ok. I think I finally thought of a phrase that isn't on the internet. Enjoy my brand new phrase: Scrotisserie Chicken!It's the combination of "scrotum" and "rotisserie chicken!" Obviously, scrotisserie chicken is a euphemism for the man junk area bot...
Blogging is so retro!
on Oct 20, 2009 in facebook blogging twitter These days, people don't blog anymore. Sites like facebook and twitter have made it so much easier to share your thoughts with your friends that blogging seems antiquated. In fact, I went to the trouble of joining those sites just to see what all the...
Blinded by the light...
on Oct 12, 2009 in the boss night-pooping manfred mann loose and revved up like a deuce Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night....What was Manfred Mann's Earth Band implying here? is lead singer Chris Thompson referencing crapping his pants in his sleep?Another fun fact... this was a cover of Bruce Springsteen's first sing...
I have been scooped again
on Jul 31, 2009 in smegmalomaniac scooped Once again, I thought I had invented a new word. This time it was the word "smegmalomaniac" which is a hilarious combination of "smegma" and "megalomaniac", obviously meaning one who is obsessed with their own smegma. However, as is always the case,...
Oscar Mayer dead: body ground up and put into hot dogs
on Jul 10, 2009 in wieners Oscar mayer Strange penis vagina hybrid What's a better word for a strange penis-vagina hybrid: vageenis or penginas?
Good News... Bad News
on Jun 17, 2009 in employment. The good news is that I got a job a few weeks ago. The bad news is that I have no free time anymore to sit around and blog and play video games. Honestly, it kind of sucks. So updates to the blog will be infrequent, but I'll still think about you...