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ANGRY GIRL GAMER SMASH
on Oct 12, 2009Warning!: This is the most pathetic blog I've ever written, and probably the most pathetic blog anybody has ever written, possibly even more than a fat gay man living with 8 cats blogging about how he's craving cheesecake, but is too lazy to get out...
LOLWTFOMGBBQ ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE GG NOOB
on Sep 13, 2009Well, shit. It's September.The eleventh came and went, and there were so many documentaries depicting blurry passengers screaming inside a blurry cockpit as blurry terrorists took over a blurry plane in a blurry reenactment of the events that transpi...
REMEMBER ME!?
on Sep 2, 2009 Over the course of the last couple of seasons, I haven't posted very much. I haven't been engaged much in blogging since last December, but I pop back in occasionally, kind of like driving through your childhood hometown to see how it is, and y...
You're Just Mad Because You Let a Dolphin Stick It's Penis In You
on Sep 1, 2009Hey, listen you haters and listen GOOD. I am sick of your SHIT. YOU HATERS. ALL YOU DO IS HATE. Sometimes you stay up at night thinking of new ways to hate. "PERHAPZ I SHALL HATE ON MY FOOT LOLCAKES" because you think in ALL CAPS. WELL, GUESS WHAT. F...
What's Your Problem?
on Aug 31, 2009I love when people ask me this question, I simply love it. As those syllables spill from their mouths, shivers of euphoria pour down my spine like cascades of warm water during a shower after having shoveled snow for, like, two hours and having cold...
What's your most prized possession? Why?
on Aug 17, 2009This question was sort of hard for me to answer, but I felt like I had to do it, because it's the goddang Featured Question, duh! I have so many things I treasure: My Family, The perception that I'm free, Chapstick, A box full of naked barbies, My Po...