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Dr. Who and Hellboy Go Cute

by Paul

It seems like every franchise is getting both small and cute after the success Hasbro has had with the format. First up is Dr. Who and if you’re not at least a little in Dr. Who, I must question your nerd credentials (I’m looking at you Poe Ghostal).

I’ll admit it though, I kind of lost interest in Dr. Who when David Tennant came aboard. I loved Christopher Eccleston. There I said it. I’ve been holding it in for years, but I really don’t like David Tennant. He’s facial expressions just drive me crazy.

Anyway, Hellboy also joins the rank of cute baby like characters with it’s BPRD Buddies by Mezco:

Sweet ass.

By the way, if you are interested in checking out some cool Dr. Who sites I recommend this one and this one.

Terminator Figures That Are AweMehSome

by Paul

The Terminator figures based on Terminator: Salvation are due out from Playmates and boy are they sort of underwhelming:

To be fair I didn’t expect to see super high quality figures, Playmates isn’t really known for ultra realistic sculpts of people what with all their Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles and all. The Endoskeletons actually look pretty good to me in the, I could buy a bunch of them and have a army kind of way. They might not look as good as say McFarlane Toys T2 Endoskeleton, but I’m hoping that they’ll be a bit more durable.

I’d like to see what they look like in person, but for now they are rather AweMehsome, meaning they have the potential to be awesome, but they give me a bit of a ‘meh’ feeling.

Also, did anyone notice that the one guy has a metal hand? I totally think he’s a robot!!

Thanks to: Topless Robot

Joes for Tots: Winner Time!

by Paul

The winners of the 2008 Joes for Tots contest have been chosen and I’m pleased to announce them!

The first Grand Prize Winner is: Sean Hayes
Second Grand Prize Winner is: Chuck Topley
Third Place Winner is: Andrew Swan
Fourth Place Winner is: Miles Akins

Congrats to all! Watch your mail box for the incoming loot.

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The 2008 Poppies!

by Paul

If you’re into toys and reading about them, then there’s a good chance you’ve heard of Micheal Crawford. No, not the guy who is in Phantom of the Opera, the other Michael Crawford. This fellow runs mctoys.com and every year he has a bunch of people who are “in the know” judge the best toys of the year. It’s called the Poppies and I’m pleased to say that this year I was a judge.

Here’s the press release thingy that I have that gives a lot more details and how you can vote in the People’s Picks. No, I really didn’t have much more of a point rather than wanting to brag it up that I’m a judge.

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Contest Wrap Up: Thank You and Cool Stuff

by Paul

I’m pleased to announce that the contest to benefit Toys For Tots is now over. All that’s left is getting the winner picks from the official number picker. In the meantime, I’d like to thank everyone who participated and anyone that linked to the contest in order to help the tots out.

One contestant that I’d really like to thank is Sean Hayes who goes by the name hrdwrkngXsoldier on several different forums. Inspired in part by the contest, Sean took it upon himself to organize a drive to donate to Toys For Tots. He first enlisted his work place and then got a local comic shop Comic Evolution to match donations. Overall, they gathered about 10,000 dollars worth of donations!

I asked Sean a few questions about his efforts:

TB: What kind of items did you gather? Anything other than G.I. Joes?

Sean: I actually tracked all of the GI Joe Stuff, we got 15 Vehicles, 10 DVD packs, 20 Comic Packs, 6 combat heroes, 40 single carded joes, 2 sigma six 10 inch style Vehicles, 10 Sigma six figures, and a complete set of the Walmart exclusive 12 inch joes, 2 Dusty 12 inch and 1 Snake eyes versus red ninja. 2 Firefly vs Green Suits, 1 Air command Set. There were also donations of sports equipment, barbies, Hannah Montana stuff, even some Army Men. (I did see 1 Corps figure) Comic Evolution in Puyallup that matched us with our donations included more single carded Joes, tons of Spawn Figures, Marvel Legends, Spider man, Iron Man, DCU, and Hulk Figures. He also had some cases of Polly Pocket playsets and Dolls for the girls.

TB: Was it hard to find others to help you toward your goals?

Sean: It wasn’t hard to get support at all. When I was looking for a local shop to match my clinic, I called a couple of the owners I knew and Chuck at Comic Evolution was very glad to have his customers and his store participate. It all started with just my small clinic, but the word had gotten around to everybody in the department and we gained the support of the rest of the Dept of Family Medicine Clinic.

Sadly here in the Seattle-Tacoma Area we had a bit of a snow storm that made it hard for people to get around. We aren’t used to snow up here and don’t have the equipment or crews to maintain the roads. Many people also take leave for the holidays. I think if we had started earlier and the weather was friendlier that we could have done at least twice as much.

TB: Do you think you’ve made anyone into new collectors?

Sean: I know for sure I did. This whole thing started because I was a collector and desperately wanted to have a chance to win the GI. Joe Extreme conditions sets. So I have GI Joes in my office at work here on Ft. Lewis. I just decided that I could do something bigger. I remember when my co-worker was helping me make the donation boxes people asked us about what was going on. I would take a minute and explain that GI Joe has come out with a re-release of most of the 80’s toys in a super articulated style and that I think the less fortunate people of our military community would like to have a GI Joe at home, especially with so many children in the area that wont get to see their life size Joe during the holiday due to deployment missions.

I would bust out my Snake eyes, Breaker Para-Viper and custom Peyton Manning to show them off. There was a great consensus among the soldiers I serve that they needed to get some for themselves or for their children. I know on Special Forces medic that I work with went out and picked up some Lt. Falcons for his two kids. Two to keep sealed and two for his kids to play with. I’ve even had people ask me what figures are out there with their MOS (military specialty) and inquire about customs.

Lots of stores here had shipping problems due to the weather, but the PX, all the Wal-mart and Targets are still pretty empty in the GI Joe section. I created competition for myself that is for sure.

That’s some awesome work by Sean and Comic Evolution and it’s more than I could ever hoped for when thinking up this thing. If you combine Sean’s amazing effort and the other entries I received, I’d have to say that this was all worth it and a lot more kids had a good holiday season because of this. I’m hoping I can do this again next year, only bigger and better. Oh yes, I have plans…

I also want to thank the sponsors again, 80sTees.com, Big Bad Toy Store, Brian’s Toys, and Sideshow Collectibles. Without their prize donations there wouldn’t have been any prizes to give to those kind hearted souls out there.

Finally, be sure to check out the following links if you haven’t already. I promise the sponsor spotlights are actually entertaining to read as opposed to painfully boring like you’ll find on lesser quality bloggidy blogs.

80sTees Spotlight
Big Bad Toy Store Spotlight
Brian’s Toys Spotlight
Sideshow Collectibles Spotlightt
Pictures of Some of the Contestants

Custom Figure Corner: Micronauts Figures That Give Nerdgasms

by Paul

I like shitty comics. Not all shitty comics, mind you, but I’m the proud owner of many an issues of comics that are rarely seen outside of a quarter bin in a comics shop. The funny thing is that some of them are only considered bad comics if you haven’t read them like Micronauts. There’s plenty to love in the Micronauts series (both from Marvel and independent comic) what with a Star Wars-like space opera mix in with a lot of popular Marvel guest stars. The really horrible part of being a Micronauts fan is that there most likely will never be a series of figures based on the characters found in the Marvel comics. What’s that? There is a toy line of the Micronauts? Well the actual Micronauts toys that the comic is based on barely resemble the heroes found in the comics. That’s why I went ape shiat when I ran across this link the other day:

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Contest Update: Now You Don’t Have An Excuse

by Paul

It’s come to my attention recently by a Mr. Poe Ghostal that if you donate for Toys For Tots online you get an email receipt that doesn’t give any personal information away (except for your name and address which you’d need for the contest). Well guess what? I’m opening up submissions to include a monetary donation to Toys For Tots at their website. So that means if you donated to Toys For Tots online this year and still have a copy of the online receipt pass it on to winbigprizeswinbigmoney@gmail.com.

If you haven’t given to the program or have and would like a chance to win (you didn’t take a picture of your donation), then head on over to the Toys For Tots website now and donate a little cash to the cause. I’ll be extending the contest deadline until 1/4/09 to give you a bit of extra time.

Remember if you want some of this:

And don’t want more of this:

Donate to Toys For Tots and send in a contest entry.

Also be sure to visit our sponsors 80sTees.com, Big Bad Toy Store, Brian’s Toys, and Sideshow Collectibles.

Come With This Bear if You Want to Live

by Paul

In the coming months and weeks you’ll be seeing a lot more coverage of Terminator toys here at Toy Bender, because frankly I’m a Terminator freak. One interesting addition to the Terminator in toy form are some Kubricks by Medicom:

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Amanda Waller and Some Ranting

by Paul

Fans of the Justice League Unlimited series of figures sold exclusively at Target might be pleased to learn that they will have the chance to own an Amanda Waller figure in the future. While she might not fit the typical look of a comic book character, she certainly had a lot of impact in the Bruce Timm animated world of the DC Universe:

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Friday Wrap Up: Post Christmas Edition

by Paul

Wow, another Christmas down. Hope it was a good one for you!

Item: Oh boy, I forgot how big of a dip in traffic one gets during Christmas and Christmas Eve. It’s funny to see almost the entirety of the internet disappear to do non-internety things. Now I know why TV stations don’t even bother trying on those days.

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Merry Christmas From Toy Bender

by Paul

It’s that time of the year again! It’s Christmas time if you’re a God fearing red blooded, meat eating, non-tree hugging American. The last few years of Toy Bender’s reign over the toy related blogosphere I’ve celebrated by being really lazy and posting holiday related videos. Guess what? This year is no different! Christmas Dog is back bringing his Christmas video picks in between his many, many naps!

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I present to your our yearly posting of Swedish singing sex machine Gunther:

This is never going to get old.

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Predator Figures from Hot Toys that Aren’t Predators!

by Paul

Hot Toys has been consistently making some super sweet toys for awhile now and even though I really admire a lot of their products, it took Dutch from Predator to make me want to buy one of their toys. Perhaps it is because I’m gay for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s action characters…

…or maybe because I love Predator so much and a Dutch figure is something I never thought I’d ever see. This thing is like flapjacks on ice. What’s even better is that if you got one, you could pretty much customize him to be any of Arnold’s roles from his vast action film library. John Matrix from Commando? Check. Ben Richards from The Running Man? Check. Howard Langston from Jingle All The Way? Double check!

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Prepare for Ground Assault, Lego Style

by Paul

One of the greatest joys that the internet brings me are elaborate Lego sets done in Star Wars themes. This set I ran across is no different and is perhaps one of the best Lego dios I’ve ever seen. It’s a depiction of the Hoth battle from The Empire Strikes Back and it is simply stunning:

According to Brothers Brick, this set is 5 feet by 10 feet and contains 55,000 to 60,000 Lego pieces and over 50 working lights. One of the coolest features is a remote mechanism that deploys troops from the custom AT-ATs. I know this word doesn’t get used much, but I feel I should say, “zounds” to that.

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Sharing is Caring: Some Toys for Tots Pics

by Paul

It’s still not too late to send me your entries for the Toys For Tots contest (but it might be getting too late to donate), but I thought I’d share a few photos of some of the people that have sent me entries so far just because I thought it would be fun.

After donating the toys, this fellow was savagely beaten to death by the Tusken Raider.

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Rest in Peace Grandpa Rudolph

by Paul

Be prepared friends, the following is a very personal post. I do tie it into toys though.

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