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Muntadar al-Zaidi, 2008 Man of the Year

Bill O'Turdly, December 15, 2008

We here at Turd on a Stick are jealous of Muntadar al-Zaidi. Our only wish is that he could have connected with one of those shoes. Kudos!

McCain’s You Tube Problem

Turd Furgeson, October 28, 2008

In case you’re still undecided here’s a handful of examples of McCain straight talk. Poor old guy just isn’t ready for a world with You Tube.

He might not sound “just like Hitler,” but he just can’t help contradicitng himself while speaking to an audience!

Jesus the carpenter speaks out against McCain

Bill O'Turdly, October 25, 2008

LIBERTY, MISSOURI - Jesus the carpenter has spoken out against John McCain. The hard-nosed carpenter, unmarried, yesterday criticized the McCain campaign for using his name in vein. When asked about his criticisms Jesus had this to say, “I’m sick and tired of the stupid bitch Sarah Palin jumping up and down in church claiming that I am helping her.”

He then continued:

For fuck’s sake I’d rather get nailed to two 2×4s in the shape of a cross then answer her prayers for a fucking pipeline. Hell, I can see Russia too, but I know enough about politics to say that Vladimir Putin is a shifty man. And, while we are talking politics both my father and I and that damn holy ghost would like that dumb bitch not to identify herself with us.

Tips for Canadian backpackers

It has come to the attention to us at Turd on a Stick that Canadians are still traveling throughout the world with a Canadian flag sewn on to their backpacks in an effort to distinguish themselves from Americans. In this regard, we feel inclined to give you Canadian backpackers a few tips.
1. You don’t need [...]

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Sarah Palin to be arrested?

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - In what appears to be another exposed blemish to the McCain Palin campaign, Sarah Palin is now a wanted woman in the U.S. state of Georgia. It seems that the trouble arouses from a trip that her and her husband Todd Palin took to Athens, Georgia in 1997.
The allegations stem from the [...]

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U.S. taxpayers now sponsor Manchester United

With all the bailouts of U.S. mortgage and insurance companies one things has been neglected to be mentioned. AIG, the current sponsor of the Manchester United Football Club, is now owned by the U.S. taxpaying public thanks to those wonderful bailouts that will only help the rich elite.
This in turn then makes every U.S. citizen [...]

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whitepridehomeschool.com

Are you a concerned parent who is proud of their white Christian heritage and worried that the evil no good atheists, Jews and niggers are ruining your child’s education?

Well, look no further whitepridehomeschool.com is your online source of ignorance and intolerance.
The threat against our children (not just our own, but the children of our race) [...]

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Join Palin’s gay book burning crusade

Come and join me Sarah Palin, on a new book burning crusade!
Back in 1996 when I became mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, I tried to get some books on “homosinuality” banned, but I was unsuccessful.
Back then, I tried to ban Daddy’s Roommate, a book that helps children understand homosexuality, stating that it did not belong in [...]

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Palin AIDS kills fags dead T-shirt

I guess you have to be a total bible thumper or some neo-conservative leaning old fart with a limp dick hooked on viagra to find U.S. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin attractive.

The evil wench supported Alaska’s decision to amend its Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. However, she used her first veto as governor of Alaska [...]

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Be careful where your dog shits

PETAH TIKVA, Israel  - An Israeli city is using DNA analysis of dog droppings to reward and punish pet owners. Under a six-month trial program launched this week, the city of Petah Tikva, a suburb of Tel Aviv, is asking dog owners to take their animal to a municipal veterinarian, who then swabs its mouth [...]

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