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Sunday, February 8, 2015

PRESIDENTIAL MOTOR POOL SCENE 7

President steps into the Presidential limo .





                                                                 PRESIDENT






MUMBLING TO HIMSELF ....MOVING UNCOMFORTABLY FROM SIDE TO SIDE .




                                                                  
You know the Federal Government can do better than this for the Master and Chief !

I need something with some leg room , some vehicle I can get up and move around  in !


                                                                  CONT.     

THE INTERN SCENE 6

INTER DAY OVAL OFFICE



                                                            PRESIDENT



Since I can't have a female Intern then I need a BITCH !




Aid looking puzzled .




                                                            PRESIDENT



You know a female dog , a pit bull , YEAH ..... the perfect presidential pet , noble ,obedient , piss on


the SECRET SERVICE leg if I tell'em too ! I hear there's this estate sale in Virginia that has some !









                                                               AID



Sir these were trained to kill !



                                                                PRESIDENT



Get a puppy and a dog walker , go to Craigslist see if you can find a scooper , she's got to be pretty and white !

Saturday, January 31, 2015

FIRST JANITOR -synopsis-comedy

Newly drafted President runs for election on a platform of bigotry ,  President must override a murderous speech writer , run from a soon to be institutionalized stalker, escaping  to burn NYC strip club,  stalker teams with his nemesis lawyer/President to win an unseemly lawsuit against the club !