Yellow-bellied Cowards in Seersucker
The new color of the GOP is yellow. Red is a noble color, the color of blood, and much blood has been spilled to appease Republican greed and their depraved right-wing ideology, but the blood is always someone else’s. Chickenhawks like Dick Cheney, Bill Frist and Carl Rove are the first to slander the patriotism of combat veterans who question the validity of a political war based on deception, saying that these veterans want to “cut and run.” The bitter irony is that these Chickenhawks know something about cutting and running for real: they now wave the flag and use the word “patriotism” like a mantra, but where were they when they were asked to shed their blood for their country? Not in combat. Red symbolizes the blood of heroes. Yellow is the color for cowards.
After the devious manipulations by Republicans in the Senate yesterday, it’s pretty damn clear that the Republican Party is the party of cowards. Rather than engage in an open and honest debate on Iraq, Senate Republicans instead chose, once again, to resort to trickery and underhanded manipulation of the process of our government. And they did it in seersucker.
Seriously. Thursday was Seersucker Day in the Senate. “At least 22 senators were spotted sporting seersucker suits yesterday in a bipartisan display of Southern-tinged fashion organized by Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.)." Of course, most of the seersuckers senators, including, Frist, Chambliss, Cornyn, Stevens and McConnell, were Republicans.
Majority leader Bill Frist (R-Tenn-Chickenhawk) is a real piece of work. Not many people could manage such duplicity with a straight face. In concert with Senators McConnell (R-Ky-Chickenhawk), Cornyn (R-Tx-Chickenhawk), Chambliss (R-Ga-Chickenhawk.) and Stevens (R-Ak-not a Chickenhawk, just an asshole), Frist carefully orchestrated a cowardly and reprehensible ploy to curtail discussion of Iraq by forcing a vote on the Kerry Amendment when the senator was off the floor.
The scene played out as crudely and thinly veiled as a Kangaroo Court. Senators Cornyn, Chamblis and Stevens delivered scathing criticism of the Nelson Resolution. It was almost overkill for such an innocuous amendment.* The republicans argued that the resolution was a political ploy on the part of Democrats to undermine the Administration’s success in Iraq. A few Republican Senators actually stood up and said they were in favor of amnesty for terrorists and that the new Iraqi democracy should be able to offer amnesty to anyone they choose. Senator Stevens went so far as to compare the situation in Iraq to the aftermath of WWII and other wars where enemy troops were given amnesty after the war was over. Haven’t the republicans reminded us time and time again, that terrorists are unlawful enemy combatants? Yesterday, however, the terrorists were discussed as though they were conventional, lawful combatants in a spectacular Republican flip-flop. Apparently terrorists are only unlawful combatants when the Republicans want to torture them and deprive them of and due process. The hypocrisy is stunning.
One didn’t need the nose of a bloodhound to smell the rat in the Senate yesterday. It stank to high heaven. As if anyone with half a brain couldn’t see it coming, the discussion was turned from the issue of amnesty to criticism of “cut and run” Democrats who wanted to discuss a timeframe for withdrawal of our combat troops from Iraq. Minority Leader Harry Reid took the floor and addressed this change of subject, making it clear that the debate was supposed to be about the Nelson Resolution and not some other amendment that might come up at another time.
What happened next is about as low and rotten as it gets in the Senate, at least when the cameras are rolling. McConnell introduced the Kerry Amendment for withdrawal of combat troops from Iraq by year’s end as his own. Leader Frist rushed to the Senate floor to force a vote on the McConnell Amendment. Senator Reid asked for a vote to table the Amendment. Senator Kerry arrived in mid-vote. He had been in conference with other Democratic Senators working on the amendment when Frist pulled this maneuver behind Kerry’s back. Kerry spoke. He was angry and he made it clear that he’d told Senator Warner (R-Va) earlier in the day that his amendment was being hashed out with other Democrats and that he was not ready to present it for a vote. Then Senator Warner stood up and clarified that he did indeed tell Leader Frist that Kerry’s amendment wasn’t ready for a vote and suggested that they vote on something else instead. Warner also pointed out that the decision to propose the Kerry Amendment as the McConnell Amendment was done while he was absent from the Senate. In short, Frist and his cohorts pulled this underhanded stunt behind both Senator Kerry and Senator Warner’s backs.
In essence, these cowards curtailed the debate on Iraq by killing the Kerry Amendment that was to be voted on as an attachment to the Defense Authorization Bill. They were afraid of an honest debate so they chose a dishonest way of making certain the debate did not happen. What a bunch of lily-livered cowards! Any noble ideals the Grand Old Party might have once had are all but a memory. The Republican Party has become the party of corruption and cowardly attacks.
The Kerry Amendment will be resubmitted next week and the Democrats are planning to have an in-depth discussion about bringing our troops home at that time.
The question is: what cowardly stunt can we next expect from the Yellow Party?
*Text of Sense of the Senate resolution:
(1) The Iraqi government should not grant amnesty to persons who have attacked, killed, or wounded members of the U.S. Armed Forces serving heroically in Iraq to provide all Iraqis a better future.
(2) President Bush should immediately notify the government of Iraq that the United States government opposes granting amnesty in the strongest possible terms.
































