Pau Gasol Chinese, he play joke
He put pee pee in your Coke.
There’s two things I learned from traveling abroad. One, racism is only funny if it’s done by a millionaire Spaniard. Two, Spanish basketball players hate Asians.
As seen above, the entire Spanish mens basketball team pulled their eyes back in preparation for the Olympics in Beijing. Killer move, fellas.
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Pau likey.
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Carl Lewis "Breaks it Up"
Below is the worlds best music video by a vegan longjumper. Is he gay yet?
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Pierre McGuire, return from whence you came!
If you live in Canada and watch TSN, you understand why approaching a hot girl in a bar but then falling down and shitting your pants is called “McGuiring it up” or a “P-Mc G”. (Note: It doesn’t get all McGuirey till the end.)
Nobody likes that dude except his mom.
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Jennifer Hedger from TSN lesbian kiss
For all you Sportscenter fans that needed a reason to sport a mad halfy during some baseball highlights.
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Further proof that Canadians are barely funnier than the French
Related: Steve Nash
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Favre insists he does not have Projectile Dysfunction
Brett Favre sounded yesterday like I do immediately after every one night stand I’ve ever had in my life:
“I swear, that’s never happened to me before.”
Favre spoke for the first time since the Packers Week 6 win against the Redskins and tried to explain his uncharacteristic underthrows that lead to two interceptions. (Link)
Favre swore it was a one-time thing and insisted he could make it (the football) go as hard and long as ever before.
Favre and Prilosec officials denied that it had anything to do with side effects of the prescription drug.
Receiver Donald Driver, who has been with Favre since 1999 insists Favre still has his mojo saying his throws “feel as hard as ever whenever I get my hands on it”.
An appreciative but dejected Favre responded “I appreciate what he’s trying to do but everytime I hear that, I think he’s faking it”
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Raffi Torres on the Daily Show
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Top 10 NBA player commercials
10. Michael Jordan and Larry Bird shoot hoops for a Big Mac.
There’s three things that I remember from my childhood: The time when I thought (because of Jim Ross’s convincing call) that Zeus actually broke Hulk Hogan’s neck, when I did a Bell Biv Devoe airband for my grade 5 class, and this commercial.
9. Spike Lee and Jordan
Not only has Spike Lee taught us, through film, that all races and genders hate one another, he has been a leader in teaching children that they can’t be shit without buying ridiculously priced footwear.
8. Grant Hill and McNuggets
Back when the WNBA was getting major pub Grant Hill was a pioneer, as seen in this video, of intimating that the league was garbage.
7. Headliners
This is a Top Ten because, well, you’ll know em when you see em. John Amaechi considers this a viable alternative to children actually playing basketball.
Headliners
6. NBA ACTION
If you remember this ad, you’re too old for the internet and should take your grandkids to the mall. Faaaaaantastic!
5. Lil Penny
Chris Rock created one of the most quotable commercial characters of its time. “That’s Tyra Banks, foo!” was the 90’s version of “I’m Rick James, bitch!”. And Penny was the 90’s version of Dwayne Wade before he ultimately spends his career toiling on the bench because of knee injuries.
3. Scotch N Sirloin
It’s always high comedy when a local business ropes some athlete (or in this case, the entire, future-hall-of-fame Celtics roster) into doing a commercial. Extra funny points for obviously being done in one take. It’s gotta be the salad bar!
2. Grandmama
Come on. It’s Larry Johnson dressed as an elderly woman.
1. “The Weapon”
This ad has Kevin McHale rapping, Mark Aguire hitting puberty, and a Larry Bird that looks exactly like Sean Penn as David Kleinfeld from Carlito’s Way.
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