Weird eBay Listings


Step right up. Don't be shy. Weird eBay listings for all to see.

Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?

These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!




Want to moon the moon or the sun or the sky in general? No problem. With this fancy umbrella, you'll be showing your best side to the sky above every time use it.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


Currently, there are only two bids. It's gone up from a starting bid of $.99 to $5.00.

Link:
Weird Auction
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I've found a weird eBay seller willing to do it for you. Let me be specific: He won't be actually mowing your lawn for you. He'll be thinking about mowing your lawn for you.

So if thinking about cutting your grass is just too much for you, you might want to think about letting this guy take care of it for you.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


So far there have only been two bids. The bidding has gone from $0.01 to $0.06. There have been 65 page views.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: It would seem that thinking about lawn mowing doesn't go for much these days. It just got two bids and sold for $0.06. There were 504 page views.



This weird eBay seller doesn't like Brussel sprouts. What else could he do when they showed up on his Christmas dinner plate but save them to sell later on eBay.

What do you do with your Christmas leftovers?


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This pair of veggies started at 0.01 GBP and has gone up to 6.51 GBP. (That's about $9.55 in US currency.) There have already been 18 bids and 2619 viewers.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: This one ended with 63 bids and a total of 215.00 GBP (about $314.31 US). There were a whopping 24670 page views.



This weird eBay listing is the real thing. When buying human souls, you should always check to make sure they're genuine and not knock-offs.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This one has gone from a starting bid of $0.01 to $6.67. There have been 81 viewers and nine bids.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: There were 451 page views, but the bidding only got up to $8.50 (12 bids total).



This is a door from a house built in 1864. Do you see the old man's face looking out at you? Who do you suppose he is? The original owner? A worker who died during construction?


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This one has gone from a starting bid of $0.99 to $20.50. There have been five bids so far and 737 page views.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: The spirit has failed to move on. This weird auction ended with just the five bids and total of $20.50. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to meet the reserve. There were 1,114 page views.



Note the pretty, brown "stones" on the hatband. Those aren't really stones. They came from the back end of an elk.

This may be recycling taken to a new extreme.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


There's been just one bid so far, $6.99.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: There were only two bids for this one. It ended at $7.50.



The mousealope is the most ferocious of all nonexistent rodents. They have been known to charge with their horns lowered and impale people's big toes.

You need not fear this one, however. He has charged his last charge. Your toes are safe.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This horned beast has 148 page views and four bids. He's up to $13.50 from a starting bid of $9.99.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: This weird eBay listings ended with 12 bids and a total of $52.00. There were 424 page views.


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These are pictures and descriptions from weird eBay listings that really didn't do well. They're all mixed up. Match the picture with the description. Some are obvious and some not so obvious.

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