Friday, November 14, 2008

Paulson's Chump? You Decide


Neel Kashkari, chief of Treasury's financial system bailout program, also known as TARP, took a beat down at a hearing held by the House Oversight and Government Reform subcommittee.

Does anyone else notice Neel's resemblance to Imhotep, an Egyptian polymath, who served under the Third Dynasty king, Djoser, as chancellor to the pharaoh and high priest of the sun god Ra at Heliopolis. He is considered to be the first engineer, architect and physician in history known by name.

The full list of his titles includes:

Chancellor of the King of Lower Egypt, Doctor, First in line after the King of Upper Egypt, Administrator of the Great Palace, Hereditary nobleman, High Priest of Heliopolis, Builder, Chief Carpenter, Chief Sculptor and Maker of Vases in Chief.

Imhotep was one of very few mortals to be depicted as part of a Pharaoh's statue. He was one of only a few commoners ever to be accorded divine status after death. The center of his cult was Memphis.

Reincarnation? Certainly...

Kashkari grew up in Stow, Ohio, and earned a bachelor’s and master’s degree in engineering from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.

Kashkari didn’t take a conventional route into banking. He started out as an aerospace engineer at TRW, developing technology for NASA projects like the James Webb Space Telescope, the replacement to Hubble, which is scheduled to launch in 2013.

He earned an M.B.A. at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School of Business. While there, one of his professors was Michael Useem, who liked to put students through grueling, Outward Bound-type strengths of endurance and strategy. Kashkari participated in one Army simulation in 2002 at Fort Dix, where he was quoted in this 2002 Philadelphia Inquirer article in a comment just as applicable to today’s financial crisis as the project he was working on: “We were all taught to play nice,” Kashkari said. “So who’s going to fight in the sandbox?”

After Wharton, Neel joined Goldman and worked in San Francisco, where he advised companies that create computer security programs like antivirus software. He and his wife, Minal, still "keep" a house in California.

Imhotep lived during the Old Kingdom and was born a commoner, like Neel. He was skilled and was dedicated to the ideals of his nation. Imhotep quickly rose through the ranks of the temple and court to become a vizier and the High Priest of Ptah.

We'll see if Neel joins the new Administration.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Vic called Paloma on Day One of Hurricane Season! Tarot Cards not involved.




When talk turns 'round to weather related prognosticating rascals "par excellent" Vic's name must now be at the forefront of those that are bandied about as having their finger on the pulse of world-wide weather patterns.

Some will attribute his success to years of private, weather related self tutelage.

Others will suggest that his well documented ability to contact supernatural forces from "beyond the pale" are at work here.

I suspect that Vic's trip to North Africa earlier this year to study several varieties of Sub-Saharan butterfly species during their annual migration to North African coastal environs is behind his intuitive grasp of "cause and effect" on a hemispheric scale.

When Vic saw several million butterflies take simultaneous flight one morning, he noticed that several small "dust devil" vortexes were created.

Using his well honed ability to extrapolate such minuscule bits of information right on off the chart of possibilities that computer models are bound by Vic realized that he was witnessing the beginning of climactic forces that would impact the Caribbean, and the Bahamas later in the year.

By carefully calculating the number of times each day that these butterflies took to simultaneous flight, and working back to the beginning of such winged shenanigans months earlier, Vic correctly determined that he was observing the formation of the 14th hurricane of the season. IE; Paloma.

Expect to see Vic's photos in "Weather Boy" Magazine in December. In the coveted "Weather-Dude" of the year pictorial. Which includes the center-fold.

Butterflies might be "free to fly." But Vic knows to what meteor logical effect!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

November 5, Morning

When America wakes up from its eight year nightmare, I hope this is what it will be like.

Ding Dong! The Wicked Bush is dead!
Wake up, you sleepy head!
Rub your eyes,
Get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Bush is dead!
He's gone where the Goblins go
Below...below...below.
Yo ho, let's open up and sing,
And ring the bells out.
Ding Dong! The merry-oh!
Sing it high,
Sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Bush is dead!


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Alan Greenspan


"We're not smart enough, as a people."