Entrecard Link Love - 12/2/08

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ollowing are my Entrecard Stats for the month of November.

Top Droppers
The Junk Drawer - 31
Turnip of Power - 30
Curiously Awesome - 30
Technically Easy - 30
Multiply themes - 30
atenean101 - 30
24patrol - 30
Journal of Journey - 30
PC Tips - 29
Online Games - 29

Top Advertisers by Click
I Do Things - 121
Sasha's Corner - 88
Pandora's Casket - 72
Rebellious Arab Girl - 61
Pregnancy and Cancer - 61
Babette's Definitely Maybe! - 27
Beyond Feron - 25
Karlonia.com - 25
joanjoyce - 23
Dirty Shanks - 21

TeeVee & Thangs

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irst, I just discovered that my printer power cord is broken.

Like someone clipped it off...

How the ayche did that happen?

*Sigh*

Now I have to buy a new power cord.

But I want an all in one printer, so should I even bother? But I just bought some printer ink...

So it's waste $40 (for the ink) and get a new printer/scanner or wait for months (did I mention that I tend to procrastinate?) until I finally get online & find a power cord?

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Now playing: Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) via FoxyTunes

Anyway, I was just watching "The Girls Next Door".

Shut up. I like watching and knowing that even if I have sex with a different dude every week, I'll still never be as much of a ho as those bitches.

1st, Kendra said that she lost her virginity at 14!!!

OMG. I don't want to think about Evan having sex next year. OR this year. WHY do girls have sex when they don't even know their own bodies and the boys can't last for more than 10 seconds? What is the point of that?

Then one of the contenders for Playboy's 55th anniversary playmate said that her grandmother said that it was "Awesome" or something that she was trying out for that.

I'm 36 years old. I can't imagine my grandmother (or my mother, or any of my relatives) saying "Cool, go for it!" if I said I was trying out for Playboy.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?

I'm sure that a lot of women think that there's nothing wrong with posing naked. "We were all born that way." and other crap. Maybe they think it's empowering.

I just don't understand that mindset. I don't even like taking off my clothes for the damned doctor.

I'm only comfortable being naked in the shower or when I'm about to get laid. I'm a prude. I admit it.

Somebody please explain to me when being a freaking whoreish female became "Awesome."

Thanks.
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Now playing: Prince & The New Power Generation - Willing And Able via FoxyTunes

"The Unit" was awesome this week. Did anyone else see it come on 40 minutes late and stay up to watch it?

I'm still waiting for CBS to just admit that NOTHING comes on when it's supposed to on Sunday nights so that I can go to sleep instead of flipping back to CBS every 5 minutes to see if it's come on yet. The only show I watch on CBS on Sundays is "The Unit". Change the day already. I don't give a phuuuuuuuuuuuuck about the other shows that come on. Especially not 60 minutes. (Though I did see Anderson Cooper race Michael Phelps. AC dove in and Phelps had to stay underwater and not use his hands at all for the entire lap. Phelps still beat him by a few seconds, LOL.)

Lastly, I'm thinking about shaving my hair off again. I last cut it off in 4/07. I loved it. I mean the maintenance. I could wash it every day in the shower. Normally, I wash it once a week and it takes forever & a day to dry.

I've been seeing so many black women with really short hair and it looks so good on them. I always felt like I had to wear makeup every day when I had no hair. With it out of the braids and shorter, I can dye it or whatever.

But as soon as I cut it, I'll miss my hair. Even if all I do is braid it.

Maybe I'll just take the braids out and relax it for a while...

*Sigh*

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Now playing: Janet Jackson - Feedback via FoxyTunes

Andddd, it's raining. Turning into snow overnight.

Now, I don't live on the mountain, so any accumulation will be gone by the time Evan wakes up. Which would be fine except our county also includes some mountain areas and they will have snow or ice for several hours in the morning. The damned superintendent waits until the last second to cancel school. The last time it snowed, we didn't even get notified. The buses just never showed up.

Dumb bastard.
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Now playing: Mary J. Blige - PMS via FoxyTunes

Evan came home early.

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o, not because he missed me.

He missed the computer. He was having PC withdrawals. He WOKE ME UP FROM A NAP because he wanted to watch some game walkthroughs.

Anyway, MD got a new TV. She was going to get it from my brother's place of work, but it was cheaper at Wal-Mart. By $1.

...

Anyway, she and Evan stayed up until 1 am watching Hancock (I haven't seen it yet.)

She came over & wanted to see the Fat Guy doing the splits and Shane Mercado again.

Then she wanted to see what I'd said about her & Evan while he was at her house for the past 3 days.

Me - Did you watch "The View" today?
She - No, why?
Me - They were talking about how paranoid people are. I thought of you. You think everyone is talking about you and I keep telling you that most people have so much shit going on in their lives that they don't think about anyone else for more than 30 seconds, but anyway, you can read it.

So then I said "Oh, you should look at my baby with Hugh Laurie."

Then she wanted to see what a baby with her & Al Green would look like. It didn't work out. No idea why. But I did one with Dennis Haysbert and it worked out ok.



She's all: So my face is going to be on the computer?
Me - Miss Paranoia, no one will know it's you unless I tell them. I'll delete it from my computer and my phone when it's done. OMG.

So that's why you can't see Mommy Dearest.

Because she's paranoid.

And I'm going to let her read this.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Seeeeeeeee, someone can probably do some reverse engineering and take out all of Dennis Haysbert's traits and figure out what you look like, Mommy.

Muuuuuuuuuuhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa.

Remember to put in your will that when you die I want the silver jewelry just in case a stalker figures out what you look like and where you live from this Routan Baby...

Anyway, they were both talking me to death.

Talking at the same time.

Me - Boy. Get my medicine thingee.
Evan - What thingee? The aspirin?
Me - NOOOOOOOO, the long thingee with the days of the week on it. See? I haven't taken a xanax since you've been gone and now the second you get back I need one. It was so peaceful here.
MD - You got 3 days off, but I had to talk for 3 days. And cook because Prince Evan wanted breakfast
Me - *snort*

Whatever.

I'm glad my baby is back.

So I can make him turn down the heat or whatever and I don't have to get up, LOL.

Dane Cook - Sneeze TVMA

I

watched Dane Cook tonight. Never watched him before. But he's funny. This is my favorite part.



I totally want to do the "Gesundheit" thing, LOL.