'Thought & Humor'
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Friday
UNC Football Lineman
.
A UNC lineman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
He wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the UNC tackle shouted, "Maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair
of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the lineman turned and headed for the swamps,
set on catching himself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he
spots the UNC football player standing waist deep in the
water. Just then, he sees a huge nine-foot alligator swim-
ming quickly toward him...
*Please see "comments"
for the rest of the story.
A UNC lineman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
He wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the UNC tackle shouted, "Maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair
of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the lineman turned and headed for the swamps,
set on catching himself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he
spots the UNC football player standing waist deep in the
water. Just then, he sees a huge nine-foot alligator swim-
ming quickly toward him...
*Please see "comments"
for the rest of the story.
Kitchen Terrorist???
'Thought&Humor' by ProfessorDr.Howdy
Q. What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?
A. Linoleum blownapart.
*Above demonstrates what intelligent
beautiful girls do when you send them
'T & H' jokes if they esteem you!!! 100%
Veracious - Why wrastle with the hassle!!!
Scientifically Proven - Results Plighted!!!
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Q. What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?
A. Linoleum blownapart.
*Above demonstrates what intelligent
beautiful girls do when you send them
'T & H' jokes if they esteem you!!! 100%
Veracious - Why wrastle with the hassle!!!
Scientifically Proven - Results Plighted!!!
*Click on the tiny white envelope -
with an arrow pointing to the right -
just below any thought, humor, or
cartoon on the main page of this
award winning blog and send it
on to her for stellar causatums...
Your Resume???
Weekend Riddles
.
1) If the only sister of your mother's only brother has an
only child, what would be your relationship to that child?
2) I am a word of 11 letters.
My 4, 9, 5 is worn on the head.
My 10, 9, 1, 11 is a narrow road.
My 11, 2, 3, 4, 5 is a number.
My 8, 6, 7 is a spirit.
My whole is an excellent songster.
What am I?
1) If the only sister of your mother's only brother has an
only child, what would be your relationship to that child?
2) I am a word of 11 letters.
My 4, 9, 5 is worn on the head.
My 10, 9, 1, 11 is a narrow road.
My 11, 2, 3, 4, 5 is a number.
My 8, 6, 7 is a spirit.
My whole is an excellent songster.
What am I?
2009 Grads
.
The graduate with a Science degree from MSU will ask,
"Why does it work?" Graduates with an Engineering
degree from NCSU will ask, "How does it work?" Grads
with an Accounting degree from USC will ask, "How much
will it cost?" The UNC Art School graduate will ask...
*Answer is located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
The graduate with a Science degree from MSU will ask,
"Why does it work?" Graduates with an Engineering
degree from NCSU will ask, "How does it work?" Grads
with an Accounting degree from USC will ask, "How much
will it cost?" The UNC Art School graduate will ask...
*Answer is located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
Starter Wife???
Trophy Wife???
.
Do you know the saying, "Drink from your own rain barrel,
draw water from your own spring-fed well"? It's true.
Otherwise, you may one day come home and find your barrel
empty and your well polluted. Your spring water is for you
and you only, not to be passed around among strangers.
Bless your fresh-flowing fountain! Enjoy the wife you married
as a young man! Lovely as an angel, beautiful as a rose - don't
ever quit taking delight in her body. Never take her love for
granted!
Why would you trade enduring intimacies for cheap thrills with
a whore? for dalliance with a promiscuous stranger? Mark well
that God doesn't miss a move you make; He's aware of every
step you take. The shadow of your sin will overtake you;
you'll find yourself stumbling all over yourself in the dark.
Death is the reward of an undisciplined life; your foolish
decisions trap you in a dead end.
Do you know the saying, "Drink from your own rain barrel,
draw water from your own spring-fed well"? It's true.
Otherwise, you may one day come home and find your barrel
empty and your well polluted. Your spring water is for you
and you only, not to be passed around among strangers.
Bless your fresh-flowing fountain! Enjoy the wife you married
as a young man! Lovely as an angel, beautiful as a rose - don't
ever quit taking delight in her body. Never take her love for
granted!
Why would you trade enduring intimacies for cheap thrills with
a whore? for dalliance with a promiscuous stranger? Mark well
that God doesn't miss a move you make; He's aware of every
step you take. The shadow of your sin will overtake you;
you'll find yourself stumbling all over yourself in the dark.
Death is the reward of an undisciplined life; your foolish
decisions trap you in a dead end.
Thursday
UNC Golf
.
Two UNC* students were playing golf at a foggy par three,
and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball
anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered
one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow
had gone directly in.
They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since
they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to
decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the
golf pro for a ruling. After hearing their story and con -
gratulating them both on their superb shots under such
adverse conditions he asked, "OK, so who was playing
the yellow ball?"
*Please see "comments"
for additional pertinent
& germane information.
Two UNC* students were playing golf at a foggy par three,
and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball
anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered
one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow
had gone directly in.
They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since
they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to
decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the
golf pro for a ruling. After hearing their story and con -
gratulating them both on their superb shots under such
adverse conditions he asked, "OK, so who was playing
the yellow ball?"
*Please see "comments"
for additional pertinent
& germane information.
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.
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in pristine forest as both the N.Y. Times and
Time Magazine have done for years.
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which is ripped from beautiful live green trees
in pristine forest as both the N.Y. Times and
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UNC Chemistry Test Question
.
What do you know about nitrates?
*Answer is located in "comments"
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no machination or peeking allowed.
What do you know about nitrates?
*Answer is located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
Paired Words Game
College/University Girl reading Professor Howdy
In this quiz of paired words, when you
substitute just one letter for another,
you end up with an entirely new word.
Choose the meaning you think is correct
for each. Have fun!
1. sear (v.) - A: to insult. B: thirst. C: predict.
D: scorch.
2. seer (n.) - A: elderly person. B: cooking utensil.
C: idealist. D: prophet.
3. dun (v.) - A: to soil. B: add to. C: demand payment.
D: find fault.
4. don (v.) - A: to chaperone. B: put on. C: give. D: lord
over.
5. nib (n.) - A: point. B: small amount. C: essence.
D: clever response.
6. nub (n.) - A: clumsy person. B: lack of courtesy.
C: mechanical fitting. D: knob or lump.
7. vie (v.) - A: to long for. B: compete. C: urge. D: pass
through.
8. via (prep.) - A: over. B: toward. C: by way of.
D: between.
9. quark (n.) - A: in physics, a fundamental particle.
B: unusual star. C: newt. D: any unexplained phenomenon.
10. quirk (n.) - A: dagger. B: self-satisfied smile. C: odd
mannerism. D: habit.
11. couch (v.) - A: to camouflage. B: put into words.
C: relax. D: hunker down.
12. conch (n.) - A: part of a saddle. B: crown. C: rope.
D: shell.
13. wax (v.) - A: to begin. B: diminish. C: melt. D: grow.
14. wag (n.) - A: sprite. B: dishonest person. C: joker.
D: someone who is ineffectual.
15. score (v.) - A: to criticize severely. B: cleanse.
C: flatter. D: treat with deference.
16. scope (n.) - A: agenda. B: range or extent. C: educated
guess. D: conclusion.
17. rife (adj.) - A: divided. B: petty. C: widespread.
D: accurate.
18. rile (v.) - A: to enliven. B: waste time. C: blunder.
D: annoy.
19. chafe (v.) - A: to rub against. B: tease. C: cut through.
D: challenge persistently.
20. chaff (n.) - A: compost. B: impatience. C: grain husks.
D: foolishness.
*Answers are located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
In this quiz of paired words, when you
substitute just one letter for another,
you end up with an entirely new word.
Choose the meaning you think is correct
for each. Have fun!
1. sear (v.) - A: to insult. B: thirst. C: predict.
D: scorch.
2. seer (n.) - A: elderly person. B: cooking utensil.
C: idealist. D: prophet.
3. dun (v.) - A: to soil. B: add to. C: demand payment.
D: find fault.
4. don (v.) - A: to chaperone. B: put on. C: give. D: lord
over.
5. nib (n.) - A: point. B: small amount. C: essence.
D: clever response.
6. nub (n.) - A: clumsy person. B: lack of courtesy.
C: mechanical fitting. D: knob or lump.
7. vie (v.) - A: to long for. B: compete. C: urge. D: pass
through.
8. via (prep.) - A: over. B: toward. C: by way of.
D: between.
9. quark (n.) - A: in physics, a fundamental particle.
B: unusual star. C: newt. D: any unexplained phenomenon.
10. quirk (n.) - A: dagger. B: self-satisfied smile. C: odd
mannerism. D: habit.
11. couch (v.) - A: to camouflage. B: put into words.
C: relax. D: hunker down.
12. conch (n.) - A: part of a saddle. B: crown. C: rope.
D: shell.
13. wax (v.) - A: to begin. B: diminish. C: melt. D: grow.
14. wag (n.) - A: sprite. B: dishonest person. C: joker.
D: someone who is ineffectual.
15. score (v.) - A: to criticize severely. B: cleanse.
C: flatter. D: treat with deference.
16. scope (n.) - A: agenda. B: range or extent. C: educated
guess. D: conclusion.
17. rife (adj.) - A: divided. B: petty. C: widespread.
D: accurate.
18. rile (v.) - A: to enliven. B: waste time. C: blunder.
D: annoy.
19. chafe (v.) - A: to rub against. B: tease. C: cut through.
D: challenge persistently.
20. chaff (n.) - A: compost. B: impatience. C: grain husks.
D: foolishness.
*Answers are located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
There is more to 'T & H' than meets the casual eye -
Click on any blog picture for just such an example:O)
Sometimes it's even a slight bit controversial...
Click on any blog picture for just such an example:O)
Sometimes it's even a slight bit controversial...
UNC Invention
(Patent Pending)
UNC Humor
A scientific examiner was visiting the lab where a UNC
graduate student was working. The student was terribly
excited. "You must see my new invention!" The examiner
said "Yes - please show it to me."
The UNC grad said "Well, I took a piece of wood, drilled
a hole through it and inserted a piece of graphite, and
look -- I can make marks and write with it." "Wonderful,"
exclaimed the examiner, "what do you call it?" "Haven't
thought of a name yet," was the student's reply.
The examiner suggested, "Since it is part graphite and
part wood, why not call it a 'grood.'" "Great," exclaimed
the UNC grad, "let me borrow your pencil so I can write
that down."
A scientific examiner was visiting the lab where a UNC
graduate student was working. The student was terribly
excited. "You must see my new invention!" The examiner
said "Yes - please show it to me."
The UNC grad said "Well, I took a piece of wood, drilled
a hole through it and inserted a piece of graphite, and
look -- I can make marks and write with it." "Wonderful,"
exclaimed the examiner, "what do you call it?" "Haven't
thought of a name yet," was the student's reply.
The examiner suggested, "Since it is part graphite and
part wood, why not call it a 'grood.'" "Great," exclaimed
the UNC grad, "let me borrow your pencil so I can write
that down."
You Need To See This!
Wednesday
UNC Library
.
A UNC student stormed up to the front desk of
the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, ma'am?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
See the librarian's answer answer in "comments"...
A UNC student stormed up to the front desk of
the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, ma'am?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
See the librarian's answer answer in "comments"...
UNC Exam Question
.
A man falls off of a ten story building
and doesn't get hurt, how come?
*Answer is located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
A man falls off of a ten story building
and doesn't get hurt, how come?
*Answer is located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
A Heavy Question
.
What do you get when 20 violinists start
playing at the same time but play different
songs???
*Answer is located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
What do you get when 20 violinists start
playing at the same time but play different
songs???
*Answer is located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
I Love You!
'Thought&Humor'
Here are a few ways to say
'I love you' today!
English - I love you
Albanian - Te dua
Czech - Miluji te
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Latin - Te amo
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Here are a few ways to say
'I love you' today!
English - I love you
Albanian - Te dua
Czech - Miluji te
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Latin - Te amo
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Is The President Elect An American???
.
According to a lawsuit by Alan Keyes
(above) - He was not born here!!!
Wednesday's Riddles
Girl reading 'Thought&Humor
1) Some will use me, while others will not, some have
remembered, while others have forgot. For profit
or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the
ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from
patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
2) What can be seen and fills a room but doesn't
take up any space?
3) A certain family party consisted of 1 grandfather,
1 grandmother, 2 fathers, 2 mothers, 4 children, 3
grandchildren, 1 brother, 2 sisters, 2 sons, 2
daughters, 1 father-in-law, 1 mother-in-law and 1
daughter-in-law. This may appear appear to add
up to 23 people but was in fact only 7.
Who all was the party?
4) Can you spot anything at all remarkable about
this list of words?
FLUFF IRAQI ROBIN SANTA TOTAL
*Answers are located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
1) Some will use me, while others will not, some have
remembered, while others have forgot. For profit
or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the
ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from
patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
2) What can be seen and fills a room but doesn't
take up any space?
3) A certain family party consisted of 1 grandfather,
1 grandmother, 2 fathers, 2 mothers, 4 children, 3
grandchildren, 1 brother, 2 sisters, 2 sons, 2
daughters, 1 father-in-law, 1 mother-in-law and 1
daughter-in-law. This may appear appear to add
up to 23 people but was in fact only 7.
Who all was the party?
4) Can you spot anything at all remarkable about
this list of words?
FLUFF IRAQI ROBIN SANTA TOTAL
*Answers are located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.
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