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Harry Hill
on Jan 1, 2006 in humour joke funny stand-up Harry Hill When you buy a V-neck sweater there's a V of material missing. You know what they do with that? They send it to Ann Summers and she makes those fancy pants. My aunt used to say, 'What you can't see, can't hurt you'...well, she died of radiation pois...
Woody Allen
on Jan 1, 2006 in humour joke funny Woody Allen stand-up His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? I am thankful for laughter, except when milk c...
Spike Milligan
on Jan 1, 2006 in humour Spike Milligan joke funny stand-up Editor's Note: Spike Milligan (1919 - 2002) is a British comic genius. Principal-creator of the memorable "Goon Show", fantastic musician and author of many excellent books, many of which recounting his days as a solidier during WWII on c...
Peter Kay
on Jan 1, 2006 in humour joke Peter Kay funny stand-up Best Quotes... 1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem? 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to fo...
Eddie Izzard
on Jan 1, 2006 in humour Eddie Izzard joke funny stand-up Editor's Note: I personally think that Eddie Izzard is one of Britains last true eccentric geniuses. He has even cracked the US and starred in a number of big films. Fantastically funny executive transvestite. On with the quotes, these are just a...