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I dont consider this cat a Grim Reaper
on Jul 25, 2007 in Main animals cats dying hospice msnbc nursing home I know that MSNBC was trying to give this story a catchy tagline. But in no way do I consider this cat a Grim Reaper. I firmly believe that animals perceptive capabilities are way above and beyond humans. And they also tend to provide comfort to othe...
“Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah” My Ass
on Nov 20, 2007 in American Health Care System Amoral Certified Nursing Assistant Convalescent Cripple Disability Dumbass Elderspeak Gimp Handicap Institutionalization Long-Term Health Care Lowlife Nurse Nursing Home Orderly Warehouse casio plural pronoun My cramped quarters in the warehouse lay a stone’s toss away from the dayroom. Sometimes a dumpy middle-aged woman carried a Casio Mini-Keyboard into the dayroom and plopped her ass onto a folding chair in front of a bunch of bewildered geezers, wh...
Bingo at the Nursing Home...
on Dec 5, 2007 in Nursing Home ramblings Fun Stuff "I-14!""I-14!"First male player, "Can we make substitutions?""No. It's I-14.""N-32!""N-32!"Second male player, "N-22?""No. It's N-32.""O-21!""O-21!"First male player, "Can I play O-31?""No. It's O-21."Boys just never grow up.later...
No sun = no flowers.
on Dec 11, 2007 in bugs nursing home A bug has eaten away some of the stem - not good enough for the florists.It has been overcast for many days. Little rain, and rarely the sun peeps through the clouds. And the gerbers have decided to "go slow". Our production has dropped dramatically.
The Administration Alleges a Charge Nurse Is John Wayne
on Mar 25, 2008 in American Health Care System Amoral Ass Kissing Cruel World Dumbass John Wayne Syndrome Nurse Nursing Home Warehouse academy of beauty butt implant eunuch fire department laundry room Some psychologists associate John Wayne Syndrome with post-traumatic stress disorder. Other shrinks claim the Duke’s namesake pathology spawns testosterone-engorged megalomania and heavy-handed impulsive behavior. The warehouse administration used...