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Serial Ant Killer Claims 9th Victim
on Mar 15, 2007 in murder funny blog comedy news spoof police The body of a elderly ant has been found dead in a quiet suburb of Manchester, police confirmed today. The body was discovered by a man out walking his dog in the early hours of the morning. This brings the death toll upto nine in the last two weeks...
Gordon Burns Rare Egg Omelettes
on Jul 30, 2007 in Gordon Burns eggs comedy news rare lizard comedy lizard Former Krypton Factor presenter and sex addict Gordon Burns was this week sentenced to 40 years in a state of the art underwater prison, after it was emerged he was selling illegal omelettes, made from extremely rare lizard eggs, to children at a loc...
Countdown Homophobic Racists?
on Sep 10, 2007 in gay black comedy news funny tv countdown channel 4 Countdown are at it again. Just a couple of months ago they gave us the classic 'MINGES' episode (which can be seen a couple of posts down). Now it appears producers are tackling homosexual rights and race relations in one swoop by inviting a contest...
Queen to Open Arsehole to Public
on Oct 26, 2007 in the queen royal family funny news royalty comedy news humourous blogs The Queen is to re-open her Arsehole to the public for the first time in over 60 years. It was last opened to the public in 1944 to celebrate the end of the second world war, in which it famously received a direct hit from a German bomber!Some of the...
Fossilized Nazi
on Nov 3, 2007 in funny blogs nazi funny news comedy blog comedy news war fossil satire history science The fossilized remains of a 50,000 year old Nazi have been discovered in the Mexican desert. Scientists believe it to be one of the earliest examples of its kind found, which dates back as far as Neanderthal man.The find, which can be clearly seen sa...